The following tale is based on actual events:
Once upon a time, I played a game called DOOM. It was awesome. I liked it so much, I played 3 nights in a row. That was a good week.
A few days went by, and I wanted to play DOOM again, but real life stepped in and said, "No, you cannot. You have responsibilities."
I cried and cried, and never played DOOM again.
The end.
Not all stories have happy endings.
-Jeff
 | How was your trip? |
| It was great... until my phone lost its reception. Google maps figured that would be a good time to reset my navigation, and I got lost in the middle of nowhere. |
| Couldn't you figure out your way back to a major road? |
| What year do you think this is, 2012? No. Without a decent phone reception, I shut down as a person. |
| I drove aimlessly for an hour until I regained communication with the outside world. It was terrifying. |
| On the plus side: while you were lost, I couldn't receive any whiny phone calls from you. |
| What if I had an emergency? |
| I just told you the plus side. |
