I'm currently wearing one shoe.
Yes, I own two shoes. At the moment, however, I am only wearing one.
This is not a fashion statement. This is not by choice. This is because I took off my shoes several hours ago, and now a dog has absconded with my left shoe.
My favorite shoe.
If you see my shoe, please inform me of its location at your earliest possible convenience.
Thank you.
-Jeff
 | That group email you sent was too long to read. |
| Yeah, I know. Want some free advice? |
| If you've been slacking, write an email to the bosses bombarding them with too much information. When their eyes glaze over, you're good. They'll think you're working. |
| Thanks for the tip! Now let me return the favor... |
| Always make sure management is not within earshot when telling me these things. |
| (Chet and Janet are standing behind Jeff, who hasn't noticed) |
| Oh, that's a good one. Any other words of wisdom you'd like to share? |
| Not right now, no. |
