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October 28, 2016

by Jeff Lofvers

 

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Whoa. Look at the time.

I've been in the habit of posting this news around lunch, but it's full on evening now. The sun flew away hours ago.

I have guests staying at the house tomorrow, and at this late hour, I have very little time to do something about the smell in the fridge.

Since locating and eliminating the source of the elusive "onion diaper" smell will likely take some time, I am going to skip the custom news post and fill space with an actual poem I wrote in my early teen years. I'm going from memory, but something this personal and meaningful is difficult to forget:

Windshield wipers are so cool,
Wiping off the rain and drool.

All they do is wipe, wipe, wipe,
But never do you hear them gripe.

They make it so you can see,
Wiping off dead bugs with glee.

I know, I know, it's sad that I peaked so long ago.

Okay, I'm actually going to clean the fridge. You have fun, enjoy your weekend, and while you're at it, have a happy Halloween!

-Jeff

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